Hey, I’m Jake šŸ‘‹

Website optimist + spreadsheet wrangler.

I’m a marketer & writer who spends too long on the internet trying to build profitable websites.

There is no particular theme here and there is no newsletter to sign up to. I write about whatever my current obsession interest is, mainly; SEO, Google Sheets, remote work, pizza, rock climbing & automation.

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(PLEASE NOTE: Guestposts on this site cost $1000 or 207 Free Range Eggs to be shipped to my castle (unbroken). If you email asking about guest posting on this site, I’ll take that as a confirmation of this requirement and shall expect the $1000 or eggs ASAP. Thank you for your consideration)


Need freelance marketing or process documentation writing? → SEO services

Want someone to run your content strategy for you? → Freelance content strategist

Want to get your hands on pre-made SEO spreadsheets? → Sheets for Marketers

I also write too many Twitter threads… here they are! → Twitter ramblings