Hey, Iā€™m Jake šŸ‘‹

Website optimist + spreadsheet wrangler.

Iā€™m a marketer & writer who spends too long on the internet trying to build profitable websites.

There is no particular theme here and there is no newsletter to sign up to. I write about whatever my current obsession interest is, mainly; SEO, Google Sheets, remote work, rock climbing & automation.

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(PLEASE NOTE: Guestposts on this site cost $1000 or 207 Free Range Eggs to be shipped to my castle (unbroken). If you email asking about guest posting on this site, I’ll take that as a confirmation of this requirement and shall expect the $1000 or eggs ASAP. Thank you for your consideration)


Need freelance marketing or process documentation writing? ā†’ SEO services

Want someone to run your content strategy for you? ā†’ Freelance content strategist

Want to get your hands on pre-made SEO spreadsheets? ā†’ Sheets for Marketers

I also write too many Twitter threads… here they are! ā†’ Twitter ramblings