Hey, I’m Jake 👋
Website optimist + spreadsheet wrangler.
I’m a marketer & writer who spends too long on the internet trying to build profitable websites.
There is no particular theme here and there is no newsletter to sign up to. I write about whatever my current
obsession interest is, mainly; SEO, Google Sheets, remote work, pizza, rock climbing & automation.
(PLEASE NOTE: Guestposts on this site cost $1000 or 207 Free Range Eggs to be shipped to my castle (unbroken). If you email asking about guest posting on this site, I’ll take that as a confirmation of this requirement and shall expect the $1000 or eggs ASAP. Thank you for your consideration)
Need freelance marketing or process documentation writing? → SEO services
Want someone to run your content strategy for you? → Freelance content strategist
Want to get your hands on pre-made SEO spreadsheets? → Sheets for Marketers
I also write too many Twitter threads… here they are! → Twitter ramblings