Like seriously, do you really need to subscribe to another one?
Haven’t you already got lots of newsletters at home?
Do you even read all the things you’ve subscribed to? I know I don’t.
Here’s a list of things you could do instead of subscribing to yet another newsletter:
✅ Attempt to break the world record for most marshmallows stuffed in your mouth (still less fluff than most content)
✅ Organise your sock drawer by color, texture, and emotional attachment
✅ Learn interpretive dance
✅ Attempt lead generation campaign for client work using only interpretive dance
✅ Fail to both learn and implement interpretive dance so launch an online course on interpretive dance
✅ Brag about building successful interpretive dance business
✅ Start a business selling pre-tied shoelaces
✅ Record and transcribe your dog’s barks into Shakespearean sonnet
✅ Record and transcribe a strangers dog’s barks into Shakespearean sonnet
✅ Master the art of apologising for being weird with strangers dogs
✅ Start a newsletter about launching and growing newsletters, even though you have never launched and grew a newsletter but surely it’s gotta be simple, cos’ everyone else has a newsletter?
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